How guys and girls are different

So many places this boiled down conversation happens. Work, home, everywhere. Why is it chicks are more community minded, and guys more competitively minded? Why do I ask rhetorical questions?

Girl A: Why is life so hard? Wah!
Girl B: What do you need? How can I help?
Girl A: Uh.. thanks. Can you do X?
Girl B: How about X.1?
Girl A: I love you.

Guy A: Why is life so hard? Wah!
Guy B: Sucks man. Just sucks.
Guy A: You know it.


Guy: Why is life so hard? Wah!
Girl: How can I help? Let me make a few things easier for you.
Guy: *suspiciously* What are you doing? Why are you doing that?
Girl: You said life was hard, and you sounded upset...
Guy: YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE! BACK OFF BITCH!
Girl: *primly* Suck it, you bastard. I'm going to Disneyland.
Guy: ....without me?