How guys and girls are different

[jeanvieve]

So many places this boiled down conversation happens. Work, home, everywhere. Why is it chicks are more community minded, and guys more competitively minded? Why do I ask rhetorical questions?

Girl A: Why is life so hard? Wah!
Girl B: What do you need? How can I help?
Girl A: Uh.. thanks. Can you do X?
Girl B: How about X.1?
Girl A: I love you.

Guy A: Why is life so hard? Wah!
Guy B: Sucks man. Just sucks.
Guy A: You know it.


Guy: Why is life so hard? Wah!
Girl: How can I help? Let me make a few things easier for you.
Guy: *suspiciously* What are you doing? Why are you doing that?
Girl: You said life was hard, and you sounded upset...
Guy: YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE! BACK OFF BITCH!
Girl: *primly* Suck it, you bastard. I'm going to Disneyland.
Guy: ....without me?