Whitechapel Sidestreet
Apr. 19th, 2012 10:10 am(Sung to the tune of St. James Infirmary.)
I went down to a Whitechapel side street
To see the ladies there,
That girl, she wore a dress of sable,
So sweet, so cool, so hot, so fair.
I went up, sayin' "I'm the doctor,
"You're very low," I said;
She held me close there in Buck's Row
And now she's lying cold and dead.
I met a girl called Annie Chapman,
On the corner by the square
Her throat was white, my knife was thirsty,
And no one ever saw me there.
Hey here's the ghost of Catherine Eddowes,
With her gown of deepest red;
I wrote on the wall beside her,
And to her bones I said:
"Lay you down, lay you down, God bless you;
You'll sin no more, you're free
You may search the wide world over
And never find a kinder man than me."
Oh, when I die, don't hate me
You know I cleaned up London's street;
I sing these girls to their salvation
I've made it clean for highborn feet.
And Scotland Yard will bear my coffin
Six chorus girls to sing my song
There'll be no heaven for my trouble
I've come From Hell to go along
Now that's the end of my story
Once Mary Kelly died so wrong
And if anyone should ask you just tell them
I am the new Whitechapel Song.
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Date: 2012-04-19 08:23 pm (UTC)Of course, the one I was thinking of was the one you made up to the tune of "Camelot", called "Atenveldt". The only bit I can remember is, "But in Atenveldt, Atenveldt, that's how the princes are." :)
Good times... ;)
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Date: 2012-04-20 03:49 am (UTC)