Comedy du Jour

[jeanvieve]

Dave Welsch: I could shoot you in the leg if it would help you limp
thetsmorgan: No thanks. I'm the only one allowed to shoot myself in the foot.
Dave Welsch: Leg
Dave Welsch: I'll hit the leg, I swear
Dave Welsch: No bones or arteries, either
thetsmorgan: Yeah. Or give me a black eye again like the last time.
Dave Welsch: But probably a nice powder burn
Dave Welsch: You did that to yourself, sunshine
thetsmorgan: I remember it differently.
Dave Welsch: Of course you do. You practically knocked yourself unconscious
Dave Welsch: Your memory of the event is therefore highly suspect
thetsmorgan: I remember crying out, "Oh dear god, don't hit me anymore!"
Dave Welsch: I remember reviving you with some distaste due to the distinct odor of rum on your breath
Dave Welsch: I can't attest to what you muttered as you came to
thetsmorgan: I'm still irked at where you chose to hide the belaying pin
Dave Welsch: Could have been worse.
thetsmorgan: Could have been a marlin spike
Dave Welsch: It was a small belaying pin, and I did find some grease
thetsmorgan: You SAY it was grease
Dave Welsch: Of course, that worked against us when it slipped from your grasp while trying to cosh the sentry
thetsmorgan: I said I TRIPPED
Dave Welsch: You could have wiped it on your sleeve first. God knows you wipe everything else there
Dave Welsch: Is someone writing this down? This is comedy gold.