Shot in the dark flirting

Okay, like conversations with Dave on IM, this little exchange had me laughing enough to share with you. This one began with an email from a total stranger on OKC. A unique method of getting a girl's attention, and one must always applaud initiative.

Opening salvo - Him:
We're through. I'm divorcing you! You can have the cats, but I'm keeping the dogs along with the beach house in Malibu! :p

Me:
You can't divorce me. You'll find the papers on your desk tomorrow that I had my lawyer draw up after your little Vegas rendezvous with the blond from the radio show. Did you actually think I wouldn't realize what was going on when you brought back all those pictures of you in front of the different buildings? Not to mention the hotel calling three times about charging you for all the towels you allegedly destroyed.

Keep the dogs. Especially that little yapping doorbell that keeps trying to use the cat's litterbox as a tootsie roll repository. I'm running away with my yoga instructor to the place in Santa Cruz.

Him:
Oh man. I thought I would be in the clear. Damn that hotel and those damn towels!

LOL! You are a witty one! ;) So my future ex-wife. What's three things about you that are totally awesome and cool that's not in your profile?


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Clever boy. He'll go far in life.