Amused on con calls

Marketing information turned into advertisement amuses me, and I've learned the following:

People who watch entertainment tonight/extra/other people magazine type shows are generally clinically depressed women.

People who watch sports are guys who fantasize about cars.

People who watch golf are old who want to retire while having lots of sex.

People who watch the food network love to cook and eat.

This is why I love the food network best.